Popcorn & The 3 P’s of Defense | Utah Criminal Defense Attorney Tip of the Week

While you might think you have it all figured out when it comes to your defense, odds are that you may have a bit more to learn. And that’s OK! Not everyone has the time or energy to become legal experts—that’s why we do what we do at Intermountain Legal. We do the homework so you don’t have to, and so we can offer weekly tips like this one! So, without further ado, let’s jump into some defense dos and don’ts!

What Doesn’t Work

Picture this: You’re in a courtroom, waiting patiently as you hear the charges against you. There might be a million things going through your head. Maybe you’re nervous. Maybe you’re confident. Whatever you are feeling, don’t—under any circumstances—do the following: 

• • Yell, “OBJECTION!”: You’re not in a TV drama, and the judge won’t appreciate the theatrics. Let your attorney handle the objections.

• Casting Spells: Trying to prove an insanity defense by dressing up as a wizard and casting a spell on the judge won’t do you any favors in a courtroom.

• Bring Popcorn and Comment Like It’s a Movie: Your case is not a courtroom reality show, and the judge won’t appreciate your snacks and commentary.
• Interrupt the Judge: Courtroom etiquette is real, and cutting off the judge is a surefire way to get on their bad side.
• Be Disrespectful to the Court Staff: From clerks to bailiffs, everyone plays a role. Being rude won’t win you any favors.

What Works

Have you ever heard the old adage, “A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still”? In the courtroom, this means that if you try to convince someone too harshly to your side, they will most likely become more convinced of your wrongdoing. So, bottom line? Don’t argue with the judge or prosecutor, even if you’re right. Your best bet is to remember the 3 P’s of defense: be polite, prepared, and passionate about your case.